Dexters doing great yaherd!

That looks nothing like me or my family. A big ass in this day and age does not equal a black woman. You're ridiculous.

Attention, naysayers! Allow me to submit for your shutting-the-fuck-up now, Hottentot Venus. Educate yourself because I no longer have the patience.

Counterpoint: Those sheep are pretty herded.

Is this footage of that mass rape in Egypt ? Damn bat got it bad.

it's super effective!

GO, CUTLASS! I CHOOSE YOU!

My Turd Cutter

"We surveyed 100 people, top 5 answers are on the board. Tell me Mariano, what would you throw on an 0-2 count?"

Like the good old days when the obviously wasted host used to make out with every female contestant?

Or, as patrons of Cincinnati chili restaurants refer to it, "my knife."

Had to go to Urban Dictionary for this one.

I had this idea a decade ago (still shocked Stern didn't see my message board post and implement it) - treat it like a technical. Fines for the first few throughout the season, and a suspension after you accumulate so many.

What is with a $5,000 fine? That's like fining one of us $5. It does absolutely nothing to deter the flopper from doing it again in the future. Want to take a bite out of his wallet? Fine him a percentage of his paycheck -_-

You lack faith in Bruce Lee? Inconceivable!

Seeing him in MMA is actually not as odd as you'd think. If you read "Tao of Jeet Kune Do" you'll see that he studied other martial arts forms extensively. He probably would have been one of the first people to endorse MMA. It would've been awesome to see him actually fight in a ring, but I doubt there would've been…

Really, considering his ideas in JKD are basically a collection of ideas from mixed martial arts? In addition to that, its known that he was involved in many exhibitions and fights; including one fight on the set of his films.

Not buying this until they announce a playable Chuck Norris.

You are in the minority.

That guy is wearing a Planet Fitness shirt. Can we make some jokes about this??