Her real rival are her or his muscles. Looks like they are contantly fighting her clothes 2 bust out. Just sayn dude looks like a lady. (Que music)

I always let her play with Peter first

I Nedz cash also

Couldn't tell u if he was standing on my big toe.

Sure why not.

My peepee hurts

Your my boy Blue!

Women can have those? Well I'll keep tryn.

Soccer uni's need not apply

That Cracks me up

Soo much orange

Put your Nane on it!

These math comments are the coolest.

Maybe just keep the original sign and just add "Is a sack of crap" or "Is not aloud please shop here again" after A-Rod. Or put in front it 2 the left of original sign "I sure wish I hadn't named this place" or "He can go screw himself...I'm talking about" A-Rod.