they make such sloppy passes

I see one trolly type is making comments about boys and puberty, but honestly I think this all misses the point: the girls winning may not last forever, but for now they have the confidence to know that they can even TRY (and sometimes succeed) at standing up to a group of male humans and win.

"The girls' coach, Tariq Toran...left his job as an assistant coach for a semipro men's team in search of less 'whining and complaining.'"

I'm a fat person. I watched exactly ONE episode of this show.

God, I fucking hate that song so much. Every time I have to play it (Oldies jock) I remind people there's NO WAY it'd be a hit today because - CHEATER - FUCKING ASSHOLE CHEATER. I leave out the profanity on-air. I need this gig.

Man, a fiction writer couldn't have come up with something as creepy-awful as this.

Yeah, that immediate hyper-involved I-must-see-you-three-times-a-day stuff? I totally was expecting it to turn into an abusive relationship any second. I think the author was lucky it was 'just' a guy cheating.

I have no idea what chat show this is from, but I love how Ford has aged into pretty much THE archetypal curmudgeon. He's glorious in his grumpy-old-manness.

I posted a missed connection once about a guy who i saw almost every day take the exact same long commute to work as i did (different companies, same building). But so many other coworkers around etc made it nearly impossible for us to speak. He actually had broken up with his gf around the same time i posted the ad…

My alarm bells went off way before the lie, so much so that the lie was a relief. He was only a husband chumming for sidepiece? Whew. Because he was sending all the signals of an obsessed Women Owe Me stalker nutjob.

It's easy to read this and think you would have been more alert and there were so many alarm bells, and I agree, there were plenty. So many.

"I chose you..."

It's the car. I had an ex who picked me up around the city and it was exhilarating to know someone who actually drives in Manhattan IMO. The experience was exotic and old-fashioned.

I always say that my cat is the only man I'll ever need. Even now, he's pleasantly curled up next to me on the couch, being quiet...not quite touching me, but, near enough. He's such a good boy!

Slightly similar to my meeting a guy online. We chatted and Skyped for months before I flew to Chicago to see him. 24 hours in I find out he's on parole after having been arrested numerous times and held involuntarily at a mental institution. Whoops, he totally forgot to mention he's required by the courts to take…

me. Red Tabby, no collar or tags,spayed female, loud meow. You crazy cat lady with cheese flavored treats.

I hate it when I'm trying to put peanut butter on my ferret and he's just not having it.

At least she didn't end up at the bottom of the Hudson or something. She ended up basically unscathed.