all I can think about

This makes me SO GODDAMN SAD. SO SAD. I went to University of San Francisco, and I used to see him working out at the school gym. My mom went to high school with him. SO SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

The craziest thing to me in the aftermath of these killings is how accepting most people are of the militarization of the police. I fully expect that when video footage is found (dashcam or otherwise), Mike Brown will have done nothing that could warrant a reaction with fatal force, but people will still look and…

This is made 1000% funnier by the fact that I *just* finished rewatching the first episode of Game of Thrones.

Barnyard Bukkake?

but at least one of those problems won't be "You propped me up on a tv show about how fucking crazy you are. "

Yes it's legit. Yes, you can hire me as a researcher!

This. Unless there's an epidemic of women being harassed there I find it hard to get outraged just because there's no specific law.

This puts me in the uncomfortable position of having to agree with Jenny McCarthy, and I don't like it.

Way to kill the mood friend. How about love shack?

"There's so much crap in the world, why bother wiping your ass?"

Seriously. People are have always complained about the degeneration of the world and the new generation, etc. We live in one of the safest and most stable times in human history.

You lost me at Cato, founded by the Koch Bros. Those guys have so many people for hire our democracy barely ceases to exist anymore.

"[Firth] has a briefly seen, occasionally mentioned fiancée named Olivia (Catherine McCormack), who is a fellow skeptic and an intellectual peer, meaning that she has no chance with him."

AND THAT'S HOW TILDA SWINTON WAS BORN.

Susan Sarandon is fucking fabulous and hugely underrated in general.

He's worth idolizing. He's extraordinary. That was a really interesting period...Bowie's just a really interesting person, and so bright. He's a talent, and a painter, and… he's great.

She was funny on Friends and on Everybody Loves Raymond, so there's that.