Girl needs Amidala and Leia action figures to practice leadership skills:

I have been complaining about this for the last two years! My daughter is 6 and has LOVED Star Wars since she was 4. She wants Leia dolls, she wants Star Wars *girl* underpants, etc., etc. I would much rather buy Star Wars stuff than Disney Princess crap for her for sooooo many reasons. Get it together Disney!

'They'd just be missing that flavor we all love, the flavor that reminds us of those batter covered beaters we'd get to lick when we'd help Mom make a cake when we were kids.'

You need to do this! I want funfetti milkshake. Maybe with vodka. I'll be looking for a posted recipe. Godspeed.

Pillsbury Dough mixes, especially funfetti, are scientific masterpieces.

I know, is she that vain that she can't have fun with JLaw and JaFa?!? Thinking so highly of yourself that you can't dance with those purely enjoyable and fun people sounds like a punishment in hell for the vain. Your loss JLo.

meh.

She looks like she's got the cancer.

My daughter is a 5th matrilineal Virgo, from her great-great grandma on. She was even born on my mother's birthday. I'm very similar in personality, which does happen to align with Virgos, to my great grandma, grandma and mother. However, my daughter is waaay more like her diddy. She was 5 weeks early so technically…

Or her publicist wrote it in a way that would make it believable that it was Kim's writing? I kinda wish she'd added that all proceeds from her wedding photos would go to a charity or charities that work to address the problems of racism.

Good for her.

Alaska, you so crazy. I thought Skinny Dicks was going to be in Guernville, CA.

omg is she a Lannister too!

With cake!

Good gawd. Beer and jelly beans! I bet bud light lime and coconut jelly beans would be an awesome pairing. Fairfield needs to put the fair back in its field so that I can go to there.

Well, for anyone in the San Francisco Bay Area, here is the tour info should you want to tour/protest:

In Fairfield, right? I heard they have tours and you get to eat all the misshaped jelly beans you want. It sounded like heaven. Until this.

KL cameo with drunk uncle on SNL ASAP please!

That was very entertaining. Thanks!

I've only ever been to Tucson, but it felt like a police state. Arizona is scary.