And all those 99¢ e-books of werewolves fucking dinosaurs are why books will never be taken seriously as a creative medium.

You had me right up until that last statement, which is absolute nonsense.

‘slash prices on digital goods’

Sometimes you’ve just gotta reiterate the obvious!

Exactly why I haven’t gotten a Switch. There’s no way in hell I’m carrying that thing around, it’s fucking huge. I’d rather just bring a laptop to play PC games or put my Vita in my pocket.

Wait, I’m not the only person in existence who liked Far Cry 2?

Far Cry 2 is still the best entry in my opinion. And holds up well today.

Only took 4 minutes for That Guy to post. Gotta be some kind of record.

Fortnite (welfare pubg) is only popular because its free. If people had to actually pay for it the player base would dwindle. The building mechanic is total garbage and subtracts from the tension of an online shooter.

Thank you for giving me so much beauty and such good cries, Mr. Takahata.

He’s the Trump of MMA. He’s an unapologetic clown and a racist and a moron who wallows in his own vapidness....But he’s white. And that’s specifically why so many people like him and why he’s impervious to consequences.

In PvP games I do squats after every stupid play I try to make. Overextend and get 3v1'd? Squats. Peak too long and get lit up? Squats. Throw a grenade at no one in particular? Squats. ADS for 30 seconds and get blind-sided? Squats.

My family was in Germany during the war and their strategy of keeping their heads down and hoping it would pass didn’t work. By 1945 most of the homes and the family business had been bombed into the ground and most of the men had died or disappeared in Russia.

..people playing the PC version?

“Sea of Thieves has PvP and the ability to interact with other players”

I do this crazy thing that gives me anxiety where I try to skim through movies before the ads auto-play.

These ads are probably the most annoying thing about Netflix.

We used to spend our weekends exploring actual ghost towns in the Southwest. Until we hit our third meth lab and said “fuck it”.

Not federally; it’s state by state. I have no idea what the laws are in Kansas...but, I mean...it’s Kansas...

Basically the trigger warning triggered people.