Are they just reading the Bleacher Report comment section off to each other?

Jim Ross has said repeatedly that a sober Jake Roberts could be one of the most innovative creative minds in the wrestling business. Fully agree - he was, to me, the single best guy on the microphone in wrestling history. Better than Flair, Austin, Piper, all of them.

I'd be crying too if I had to wear that red band just to hold up my giant, misshapen ears.