Just an update - as of 2 minutes ago (1:09 CST) they broke last years SGDQ 2015 record of $1,215,000 and are currently up to $1,224,847 and climbing. They added a Super Mario 64 70 Star Race on as a bonus :)

With only hours left to go in the week-long charity speedrun marathon, a $20,000 donation from t-shirt company The Yetee pushed the total raised by Summer Games Done Quick for Doctors Without Borders past the $1 million mark. Nice work, people.

1 part “not interested in this”.

I will never NOT ‘star’ a Fight Club reference.

this is the plot of yugioh. shkreli is kaiba. confirmed.

Wait...you’re pissed at the UFC in this scenario? Jones is the one who apparently came back with a failed A sample. It’s only a potential violation because he has the right to appeal the first test by requesting that the B sample be tested as well. They run that first sample through a battery of tests before moving on…

“claims his connection to the site was always a matter of public record”

Bad feet again?

Okay now that I’ve watched it I’m convinced that either we watched the wrong show or that you were on something because this was a terrible fucking show.

It was horrible

Well it’s the end of the WiiU, so I'm expecting Splatoon 2 for the NX

Winged unicorn of delusion! Bravo mate, bravo!

Recap of today's game.

How the fuck did that team beat Germany? Even a half-assed, C-list Germany shouldn’t have lost to what trotted out there.

An England loss will prompt every sports media outlet to use their cheesiest Brexit headline.

Reminds me of The Happiness of The Katakuris for some reason...

Yeah, I generally enjoy Jalopnik and Raphael’s writing, but this tired-ass trope about the Brexit being all about racism is getting really fucking old. It’s lazy, sensationalist, and demeaning all in one neat bundle. I come to Jalopnik to read about cars, not to hear a tired straw man argument about international…

Buzzfeed Quiz. If he were an ice cream he’d be a Dilly Bar.

Clearly this is just a setup for a Zinedine Zidane amiibo.