Old girlfriend of mine got my Thousand Arms one year for my birthday many years ago. Shame I never really put any time into playing it despite wanting it so badly.

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

...and this differs from my normal method of sock-equipping how? :p

Squares to the left of me, L blocks to the right here I am, stuck in the middle with you ....

Many of the Fire starter pokemon evolve into Fire/Fighting types. It’s not a bad type combo, but many people are hoping that Game Freak does something goddamn different for once. So when the Fire starter starts getting swole af, it’s a bad sign.

You know, I’m all for fun colors and weird burgers like that black one that came out in Japan, but somehow, green is not exactly the color I’m eager to see in bread...

Spongebob did it first!

I bet they put this in another box.

I have mine on me right now.

“Well we’ve clocked the tortoise at 1 mile per hour...”

I find this pretty awesome. Would have loved it more if it were a DigiMon!

If you think the girl would’ve drove 113mph without the snapchat filter as motivation, then you might have a point, but I don’t think she would’ve. My first thought was that this was just a news item magnified just to provoke outrage, but it totally makes sense.

This is what I pictured during this video. As you probably know, the game turned out to look exactly like this...

Bleh. I just got my ps4 a year ago and now it’s going to be an inferior version? I get early adopters loose out on minor enhancements but that seems a lot more then minor at least they are forcing games to be backwards compatible.

On a gameboy it was annoying but at least it was like 50 bucs if i traded in my old one…

Well at least they didn’t get the Rock to play Batou.

Also, because why the hell not:

I now fully expect a video of Raiden cutting down a parking lot full of cars with the only one left standing being a Ford.

3. Play golf