Ailes was a slurry pond with legs, and his death should be sung to the high heavens. He and Scalia are two of the only people whose deaths I celebrate

This absolutely does not make up for Chris Cornell.

Haha you live somewhere with regular amounts of sun and warm weather. Must be nice!

Politics has invaded every aspect of our lives where we shop, where we eat, what cloths we wear etc.

I come to the comments to read additional insight and dumb jokes, not for whining about subject matter Deadspin has covered for years. Thanks a lot asshole.

Not really, but maybe don’t show up to a politics blog and complain about the writing about politics.

So what.

Lmao the federalist

oh my word, the federalist wrote something negative about scandanavia! i’m shocked, shocked i tell you. my world view is shaken to its very core.

are you offering to bankroll me in scandanavia for 6 months? because i’m definitely in

Curious indeed! What could women possibly have to say that would be of interest to men?

Later, in the staff meeting, Dan presents all his interesting and unexpected findings, without a hint of irony.

This is just so.. it’s ... it’s just so PERFECT.

Hi Dan—

“Beta Male” as a name for his blog is fucking terrible beyond belief awful.

Don’t worry ladies:

I think you're missing one tip that goes ahead of all the rest. How do you ensure the seller will actually call you back to schedule a test drive?