So it’s a fucking $400 Keurig for tea? Wow tech start ups are really abusing the definition of innovative nowadays.

Ailes was a slurry pond with legs, and his death should be sung to the high heavens. He and Scalia are two of the only people whose deaths I celebrate

This absolutely does not make up for Chris Cornell.

I mean, all you have to do to get abusive tweets is be a female and tweet something remotely feminist. Make a new account with a female avatar, get some followers, and tweet something like “games need more female representation.” Enjoy the hate tweets.

Got mine for $4 at a thrift shop it will juice golf balls.

They don’t go in a landfill. They ship you 5 packs of juice, then you cut the back open, take the pulp out into the compost, put the empty packs back into the box, print out a shipping label from the website, and ship the largely empty box back! IT”S THAT EASY!

You mean I was a sucker for buying a 2 pack of pineapple, orange and banana juice from Costco for $4.99 and just putting the carton in the recycle bin when I was done?

You ever juiced an onion? That’ll get your heart going!

Well, I’ve always admired Phil Hartman’s Anal Retentive Chef...

I expected so much more of Bloomberg reporters the head of communication for Juicero

Curious indeed! What could women possibly have to say that would be of interest to men?

Later, in the staff meeting, Dan presents all his interesting and unexpected findings, without a hint of irony.

This is just so.. it’s ... it’s just so PERFECT.

Hi Dan—

“Beta Male” as a name for his blog is fucking terrible beyond belief awful.

Don’t worry ladies:

Actually there were massive rainstorms this winter, which explains the huge growth of weeds. Therefore, population boom.

I think you're missing one tip that goes ahead of all the rest. How do you ensure the seller will actually call you back to schedule a test drive?