Temporary Nazi professor, got it 😒

I’m kind of amazed Trump has speech writers

Stephen Miller, Richard Spencer, this guy.... Starting to think maybe Duke has something in its water! Besides coal ash, I mean.

Would have thought that was how he was noticed and had gotten hired in the first place. Oh well, sure there is another cast in the pasty mold of Miller or Sessions ready to step up and fill the void he is leaving behind.

How is a ladies’ bathroom a public place?? Where else did they expect you to go?

Dear Mr. Whitley,

My friend was a young mother in the 80's. We were sitting at the mall (I know) with her new baby and she was trying to breast feed in a corner of the food court behind a pillar. And mind you she was covering herself with a blanket and trying to as discreet as possible. This little old Italian man walks by and tells…

I LOVE this dressing. I don’t care if the side salad is just iceberg lettuce slathered in this stuff, I order it every time I go out for sushi. It’s refreshing and zingy and delicious.

Making good costumes is an art, not to mention make-up. Some people get paid a lot of money to do that stuff, some do it for fun.

“Mystique” is damn near perfect as well; the transition “sequins” are fantastic! A sincere tip of the hat to all of the talent and dedication shown!

It’s common at bars in the US, not restaurants.

“If you’re going to obstruct justice, you do it quietly and secretly, not in public,” Giuliani told the Times.

when i was in law school, i played in a co-ed flag football league. i played rugby in college, and i was in pretty great shape. so i know my way around contact.

“You’re not good enough to get that mad.”

I had almost the opposite happen with a woman I worked with. She kinda bullied me into playing on her team because she was a player down. I was the only dude on the team. Technically, they were a team of ringers. They’d all played softball for Florida State, and the woman I worked with was basically Gary Payton in a…

I quit adult softball when I realized people didn’t realize it was a thin veiled excuse to crack jokes and drink. 

they call it softball but the ball is harder than a baseball so obviously it’s a deep state conspiracy

I am a man and I quit playing co-rec softball after witnessing an entire season of my muscle-bound meathead teammate scanning the field for the weakest female player before every at-bat, then hitting the ball so hard at her he grunted. Some of the women got some nasty bruises and I found myself apologizing to them in…

@so5minutesago: Lucky for you, farts are hilarious.

Honest to God, I've been trying to be all natural and herbal and vegan and whatever lately, and I have never farted so much in my entire life. Pick a pencil off the floor: fart. Adjust my seating position: fart. Go for a jog: fart fart fart fart fart fart fart. Yes, I feel better. But I think the people behind me…