No, not having a tantrum at all. I’d chuck you in there with the rest of them.

Maybe they just hate purple, and like shooting it in the face?

People say some commenters are neanderthals. Open up your vocabulary, you [insert comparison here]. Like when some people say “Your vinyl couch feels like leather” - no, it feels like A SYNTHETIC BREATHABLE PLASTIC COATING OVER A FIBROUS BASE LAYER.

This is so stupid.

I actually choked while reading this. +1

We are complaining about a “sassy” cop, now? Well, I guess that’s progress. Next we’ll be nitpicking his choice of socks and how they don’t quite match with the outfit.

Is it just me, or did it sound like Jones’ words were a bit slurred? I watch a shitload of MMA, and have never heard him speak like that.

Good lord - it’s a joke people. Last time Jones got in trouble with the law in a car he smashed into some pregnant lady and ran from the vehicle.

I must have watched a different video.

I thought clapping gifs went away. Sadly, there are still some clingers. (No offense to you - it’s the lame gifs. And yes, I realize this is totally offensive to you. Sorry.)

Twenty people starred your comment. I wish we could attach faces to each star, so we could gather you all and keep you in a petting-zoo like area. People could visit you, feed you headlines on a piece of paper, and see faux outrage created on the spot - tantrum stops, clenched fists and red faces galore. Kind of like…

I read the entire article, and still can’t figure where the headline fits in with the text. I know writers often don’t get to choose the title, so no offense to you - it was a well written and interesting article. The clickbait headline about ‘don’t say anything because it’s an American’ is crap, though. The closest…

They should have tackled the parents. Probably tased them, too.

I don’t watch lacrosse at all, but that goalie has got to be somewhere around 6' and 400 lbs. He looks like he ate three defenseman just before he leveled that guy.

Sometimes I discover things - little things - that restore a modicum of my faith in YouTube’s quality of content.

Exactly. These tools think the sky is falling when a team doesn’t follow what ESPN says is conventional wisdom.

As opposed to the other option of paying him like a top QB after what they’ve seen in practice for three years?

They won a Superbowl, largely on decisions he made as to their personnel. Who the fuck are you fellating (I’m sure it makes you feel better to call it that) to make you think he’s not doing a great job? Two Super Bowl appearances in three years, with a trophy in hand for one of them? He was able to lure the biggest…

I don’t think there is a specific ban on not pepper spraying the opposing team either. It’s amazing no one has caught on to this oversight in the rules.

Spot on. I made a comment earlier about the exact same thing (before I read your comment). I could have saved myself the time and just given you a star. So much more good content in the grey’s as opposed to most of the nut-hugging non-greys.