Dude wasn’t working the line; his job was in the office 🏢. As an office 🏢 worker with some occasional gastric issues, I know that it can be annoying, but not impossible to pack food and gaze all day. That said, if Mr. Clem can prove that he did his due diligence to change his diet and eat at regular intervals, but…

Yes 👍! Seeing my MomMom, PopPop and their old friends drunkenly cuss at each other was awesome. There’s actually a picture where baby 👶 Hoshisma is the centerpiece on the card table.

And by nonsense, you mean oddly flavored, yellow fingered deliciousness, yes 👍?

Legally shitfaced in the city may also lead to barefooted sprints to the last train back to jersey… or so I’ve heard…

THIS. I’m in Jersey and when family came to visit, I refused to accompany them.

I thought that was from his Muppet show appearance. Whoops!

As a Trentonian, nah, we’re good.

For my 21st birthday, my mom ordered me what she called “a real drink for real adults” and that I couldn’t leave the bar until I drank every drop. She whispers to the bartender, who looks to me with a look of evil glee and pity. Next thing I know, there’s a glass of brown liquor in front of me. One sip and I started…

Does that child have her eyebrows shaped?!?!

6ABC has problems period. Theme song is still the shit though.

He reminds me of every ‘cool’ Black dad/uncle at the cookout showing the young’uns how it’s done. Next he’s gonna bust out in a two step and the Wop.

Hell yes. I resisted buying one for years, because it’s expensive as bleep, but a super stressful, shitty relationship wreaked havoc on my face about 5 years ago. Nothing else was working, so I finally broke down and got a Mia, the cheapest option. Two weeks later, I looked like myself again. Since I am usually…

Pennsutucky is the Florida of the north.

The ‘Burg!

They’re about 4-6 exits too far south on the Turnpike to look like that horror.

Tinisee is the effing bomb, and if ever you find yourself in the Princeton/ Trenton area, take your self to the Macy’s MAC counter. Even if you’re not getting made up, he’s awesome.

Just yesterday, I was wandering down the snack aisle, praying for a box of cinnamon and vanilla sprinkle dunkaroos to magically appear before me. Sigh.

Think Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. Spite buying is a way to prove to the sales associate that his or her negative, preconceived notions about your buying power are shit.

But hoes made me guffaw. I’m going to pretend that it wasn’t a mistake.

I guess, but no one will want to hug, kiss, congratulate or even be near me if I’m not well fed. If I have to wear a full body bib and have a member of the wedding party feed me like a toddler, then so be it. I will not go hungry at my own party.