I wish that I could give you a really professional sounding recipe, but I just throw it together. Maybe half a cup of plain Greek yogurt (because that's what I eat) and a tablespoon or two of the honey and tumeric powder. I spread the mixture across my face, eat what's left over and chill out for 10-15 minutes. Then I…

It's kinda sorta the original. Prince wrote and recorded it with one of his many backing band/ side projects but never released the single. That version was produced live later on.

Listen to the Prince and Rosie Gaines version. It's great.

In back to back months at that. Plus there's another in November.

I need someone to be a doll/my hero and post the Emerald City scene from The Wiz. Because that's how I imagine the decision was made at Vogue

I was thinking cocaine, but this works, too.

My all time favorite wedding was my godsister's a couple of years ago. She had a NO SPEECHES period rule. It was glorious, and I plan to follow in her footsteps, should I ever get married.

Having gone to Catholic school, I busted out laughing because it's so typical.

Wait, your dad is Barry Switzer?! Did he let you wear his Super Bowl ring??

I'm a black woman from NJ, and I must say that tumeric, honey and yogurt masks are amazing. Its one of the best natural remedies that was ever told to me.

you had me up until rendered pig fat. But I HAVE used vegetable shortening out of sheer desperation...

good ol' comfrey. It wasn't recommended for the lips, but my thinking was that if it's working on this large, itchy, inky, self inflicted scab and my random eczema patches, then of course I should risk ingesting it and constantly slather it on my mouth.

Neosporin original ointment. And it HAS to be the name brand one.

Not gonna lie, I swore by Tattoo Goo for healing my tats and crusty assed lips before they changed the formula and made it less life threatening.

Ariana fucking Grande. Scarecrow, Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion will carry her through Oz like a baby.

I love that scene. It's just so damned fabulous.

They are pretty fucking creepy. Every time I watch the movie I wonder where they are now.

I can get with your last 4 suggestions.

I could see Gladys Knight, Dionne Warwick, Jennifer Holliday or Natalie Cole as Glinda. Diana Ross would chew the scenery too much.

If there is a single Real Housewife of Hip Hop Ball associated with this, then I WILL RIOT.