They are pretty fucking creepy. Every time I watch the movie I wonder where they are now.

I can get with your last 4 suggestions.

I could see Gladys Knight, Dionne Warwick, Jennifer Holliday or Natalie Cole as Glinda. Diana Ross would chew the scenery too much.

If there is a single Real Housewife of Hip Hop Ball associated with this, then I WILL RIOT.

She can be Evilene. J Hud for Auntie Em or Glinda.

Nope. NOOOOO. Too damned old. Just like Diana was in the movie.

AH, the joys and dangers of being large busted (I'm assuming that you're a fellow member of the Big Titty Committee, because I've done that probably 6,000 times)

There's a small coffee shop near me that does the NOLA style iced coffee, and it is fucking amazing. Also, I'm one of those at home cold brew makers* for my iced coffee. The taste it smoother and more complex that brewing regularly and chilling.

Tasted one of those expensive dog cookies that my Poofy devours. Didn't hate it.

Me too! I get the same reaction from kiwifruit, cucumber, green bell peppers, any melon besides watermelon and avocado. The annoying thing is that these are fairly new reactions.

But I like your idea of putting a dude in a corner somewhere and making him move west through the house minute by minute.

A male just needs to be the first being to walk through the main entrance in the new year. It's fucking malarkey, and I still can't figure out the why, but there it is.

Georgia and Virginia here. Since I fucking despise black Eyed peas, my family's been bribing me to eat them for 30 years. So I literally get coins for eating that shit.

My Virginia hills family always said that the first person to cross the threshold in the new year had to be a man or your year would be filled with drama and bad luck. Backwards AND sexist.

I think that all Ikeas look the same, because I thought this was the NE Philly store.

Damn you. I started crying without even playing the clip.

Just seeing that picture from The Lion King has me a bit sad. I'm 30 years old, and I still can't make it through that scene without sobbing.

not in a mall, but at a major anchor store in a shopping complex. So, yeah, I deal with armored pickups regularly.

It's not that hard to comprehend, actually. If they had a busy back to school weekend and the robbery happened before the armored truck pickup, then there very well could be that type of cash on hand.

For whatever reason, this song makes me super misty eyed