While she does do nice things for her fans and friends, I feel that any drama involving Swifty ends up being some HS drama queen nonsense.

Yes, I am making fun of Cincinnati. Other than bitterness and mild sarcasm, what's your defense of it? I will admit that the children's museum is pretty cool.

not at Skyline. I'm not sure that the cheese is capable of melting.

I'm from Jersey, but my Dad lives in Shit-cinnati, so I spent plenty a summer there, loving Skyline Chili. I was a child, so I can't be blamed for my love of cheese coneys. Every once in a while, I'll find myself craving this atrocity, but I come to my senses before I do something regrettable.

Actually, current statistics show that black women are at a higher risk of contacting HIV.

EMTs, medical professionals and police are essential to maintaining a safe infrastructure. Retail workers being forced to work so that you can buy a cheap big screen is not.

And mayo is the Dark Lord's cold semen. It's effing awful.

I think that stunting my growth was their plan, and I still ended up being taller than most guys.

In 28 years, your little one will be a caffeine addicted monster like yours truly.

The OP was creepy, but I think that you may have just scarred me for a bit. I live in a high rise, but I just double checked the bolt and latch on my door and the locks on my patio screen door.

That was my exact reaction when I saw the episode for the first time.

THIS. So much.

if you like his glasses, Warby Parker has a few frames made of the same material. Plus, they're only $95 for a complete pair. Even with insurance, I was paying $250 sometimes for cute, non-coke bottle glasses.

But Philly gave us Da Iggles and their mouth breathing fans, so there's that.*

THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is how shade is thrown.

Alas, boobs that are both brown and big are still without options. Hopefully, their size range will expand soon.

You sound amazing.

I apparently did that as a wee tyke, minus the wrappers.

My personal favorite is the slag trying on every pink lip color in the store while yapping about her herpes.

Based on my dating history pre-background check, I'd say that they're alright.