A gold star to the first person to name the team, car, year and driver.

Does it want to race my Marlboro McLaren MP4/4?

A thousand likes.

In hindsight, this was a terrible comment. Bad brain.

Every point on this list should be "invest in mass-producing carbon fiber so that metal-frame chassis can be replaced with carbon fiber monocoques".

For the record, there hasn't been a 'King of England' since 1707, when that whole 'union with Scotland' thing happened. Writing 'King of England' is a little like writing 'President of Washington State'. King of Britain is probably the more accurate term.

If this is your attempt to show that you're not an arsehole, it's not going very well.

Speaking as someone who races real-world race cars for real-life fun, I can say that you're an arsehole.

G is for gravity.

I hit reply to say the exact same thing, but you've beaten me to it. Good game, well played.

Vag. Teehee.

Holy shit, that monstrosity was a Bangle? I take back anything nice I ever said about him.

I asked a friend a couple of years ago if I was wrong to like Bangle's designs. Turns out I wasn't. Cheers, Chris!

I'll drop the mayor of Stevenage an email to let him know that his town is the motorsport capital of the world. Maybe they'll add it to the sign. Couldn't hurt their negative image and mass unemployment.

Yep, Lewis had the good fortune to be born into a poor family living in a council flat in a run-down part of England. He was handed the chance to make a name for himself in karting, where his father had to work four separate jobs to get him equipment to rival the rich kids. He was undeserving that the natural speed…

Nationalism =/= patriotism.

I can't help but feel that this will end badly for everyone involved. Kimi and Seb are both very sensitive drivers who need a particular kind of feedback from the car to extract the maximum performance.

I was about to correct your maths. Then I realised, holy shit, your maths are right. That is insanely fast.

I just checked my etymological dictionary, and it defines flannel as 'nonsense: origin unknown'. So it seems like nobody has any idea where that saying comes from.

For the record, I agree with you on this. I feel embarrassed that I've had the good fortune to end up living somewhere that 99% of the population is priced out of. The growing divide between the poor and the wealthy in Britain is sickening, and there's nowhere that it's more evident than in the London housing market.