Is red wine an accessory—?

They already made a movie about Tony Stark.

Not a princess, and not particularly plus size, but Nani showed a nice body diversity. And she's beautiful!

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's MDMA.

I remember when the Chuck Norris meme was originally the Vin Diesel meme. It was cuter that way.

It is possible to think that a person is nice and good and has made positive contributions to the world AND be critical of the culture that elevates that person's contributions above the contributions of marginalized groups who have been trying to be heard for decades. It is possible to happy on an individual level…

I think Rihanna needs to stop hogging all the beautiful and spread it around a little. Daaaang.

The male levels of Orgasm

LOL

I am very fit, like lifelong ripped fit. If you are overweight and out of shape, struggling on the treadmill or whatever in front of me, gasping for air, and just trying to do something to feel better and you catch me looking at you for a brief moment….just know, it’s not judgment….its admiration.

Jesus, imagine having less common sense than a guy named Scooter.

I'm not anti-gay, but I don't think they should get married.

I used to work in a new-agey place and we would hold mindfulness seminars. The people who attend these seminars are some of the most mindless people you will ever meet. They're so focused on living in their present moment and being in touch with their feelings that they forget everyone else around them. They're the…

Having one black person doesn't balance the whites!

Check your high-follower-count privileges, yo.

Couldn't they have come up with a better name for their plan?

Live in Saskatchewan, I have seriously met guys and thought "okay he's nice and seems cute, but what is under the parka and beard?!?" Trust me a parka and beard can hide a lot of sins and spring can bring some big surprises. That cute guy you have been flirting with all winter all of a sudden has a weak chin and is oh…

"Saskatchewan Lingerie." - BAH! Ordering now...

Not even on the topic of lights that never go out?