Both kinds of lights are cop-outs. These are the options in order of preference:

1. Candles
2. Directly set fire to the tip of each branch
3. You are a communist

it sets the "correct" default behavior based on male preference for "less" interaction, and works back from there

oh come on now

everyone is just so coked up and fabulous.

Birth control pill user for 11 years... Also get my eyes checked every year. My eyes are doing just fine. AND I have no babies. Win win.

So the lady in green was apparently late with the Timbits?

And to think there were some who speculated that Ford would never run again.

Seems as legit as a zombie Jewish carpenter?

aaaaaaand THAT'S why women don't like being called feminists! Thank you for verbalizing it so perfectly.

I'm so sick of people claiming things are "satire" or "criticism" when they're just doing the exact same thing they're allegedly satirizing. THIS times eleventy. "Lily's treatment of the Women of Colour in her film clip is a classic case of ironic racism, where she claims to be progressive and sarcastically…

I feel like Erin is on "clean up crew" for other Jezzie writers lately.

I think she should have had scantily clad male back-up dancers. That would have subverted the Robin Thicke trope without perpetuating racist/sexist stereotypes.

Lily Allen is another example of a white feminist who doesn't actually understand intersectionality. I've met quite a few of these types of feminists. Some of them even read bell hooks. Or something. Welp. Nothing to see here, folks.

Ever been to Vancouver? Calgary's got nothing on Vancouver. Or Victoria. (Calgarian just moved here from the coast)

I agree- Lily is saying that black female backup dancers don't have brains.

Not sure how much the irony is being enjoyed by all those fetishized/anonymous/non-white backing dancers, though. Like...it's ok to objectify black women because Lily Allen is making a feminist point right in front of them?!

Dear Animal Welfare Advice Givers,

Ok, I saw Prince Eric, Tuxedo Mask, Leon Kennedy, Nathan Drake, added Dante... who is missing?

Okay, and? Some people really do have shitty parents.