I missed that day too, so I've been playing catch up on YouTube.

I never understood how judging someone for their irrational beliefs could be considered bigotry. Bigotry is judging someone based on factors that are out of their control (race, orientation, etc). Believing in fantasies about an omniscient creator that controls our everyday life is an active choice.

My liberty is not the ability to infringe someone else's liberty.

I can just imagine the Editor's note next month.

Starred for the thought of a cute moggy riding in one of those hideous Birkin bags.

in the parallel universe in which I actually own an Hermes scarf, I probably would have so much money that I wouldn't really give a fuck if I ruined it. Hermes scarf filled with cronuts, Birkin bag to carry my cat, wearing Minolos to hike through a muddy trail, put my Burberry raincoat down over a puddle for an…

"Not that you're going to eat those delightful little lard-filled butter bombs, mind you! That's for fat people! No, you're going to ask your driver to take them down to the nearest soup kitchen, where he's to light them on fire in front of dozens of hungry children. You'd do it yourself, but you need time to grab a…

Do you have Azealia Banks' "212" on your workout playlist? I swear that song is both super catchy and super motivating. I also like Peaches "Fuck the Pain Away"...actually I'm just really into filthy pop when working out and also when not working out.

No, no, he wants to be loved for who he is! By a person who is a laundry list of (totally coincidental, I'm sure) socially-prized "high-status" well-defined mandatory physical characteristics, who's smart, but not smarter than him, and interesting without being challenging.

if i was this young, this rich and this hot, i would party precisely the way she does. (but no thanks chris brown)

Tabloids will have a field day with it. "Will hates Kate's new hair!" "The Queen hates Kate's new hair!" "Kate cut her hair because she keeps getting poop in it!" I hope they go with the latter.

From Brampton, Ontario: we're so proud.

Baller.

Being rude to a waiter, waitress, or bartender.

I agree with this — having the sort of perfect body that can only come from deliberate and obsessive gymgoing betrays a self-obsession that I can't get down with.

Boobs bigger than mine. If a guy has pecs that are bigger than my (size b-c) boobs, he obviously spends too much time on them, and will typically be a gym-obsessed douche.

Easy: SPIRITUALITY.

If someone says they're pro-life... and would never allow someone pregnant with their child to have an abortion.

If someone makes yummy noises when they eat.

If someone says they want kids someday...