He apparently has an ironclad alibi of actually gigging with witnesses on the specific day and time she named in question. Which doesn't rule out that she's mistaken or sick, but women that actually do make false claims are the worst after actual criminals.

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Can't we all agree that being healthy is important but obsessing over someone else's apparent health as a layperson is beyond ridiculous? I do think that praising someone for having altered their bodies dramatically in the short term can be very dangerous because we know that body politics and people's food issues are…

With wine goggles, yesss. Damn I seem to be a hot bitch 2nite!

Funny, I don't even remember posting this...but then again, I'm drunk.

I guess that depends on your take on Shrek, but the first and second movie seemed to suggest that she was supposed to represent the typical aspirational princess who was told she wasn't pretty enough and sent away to wait for someone to save her. Since her parents always told her she wasn't good enough as a "monster",…

I would have picked based on which one looked more aspirationally like me, I think. If one was thin and blonde and dressed in a big pink dress and one was chubby and brunette and dressed in one of my favorite colors, I would have chosen that. But then, the pretty blonde princesses always repelled me. I loved the ones…

Tell me about it. I work at Sephora and women just come in and neg the shit out of themselves. You have to learn the difference between disregarding something they're trying to fix and a woman who's looking for reassurance than she actually is beautiful. You learn how to remind women that just because we've all felt…

A lot of people miss the point on how regional this is and I would have too until moving to the Canadian prairies from Vancouver. In Van it's so humid all the time that shows felt a lot more necessary. Now I live in a place where it's between -10 and -40C on a totally normal winter day. The air is so dry I have to…

You know what the world could do with a lot less of? People turning up to bitch that their pop culture infotainment site of choice is covering some recent controversial happening in pop culture. Especially if they follow Gawker or Jezebel. If you hate reading about race and gay rights and the Grammys and for whatever…

Keep the Angel Haze posts coming. Her cover of Same Love made that song okay again. Actually it made me cry. She's the greatest.

What exactly don't you get? It seems to me that she wrote a bog-standard takedown of a privileged white person who won a category saturated in black artists because his privilege meant he got more airtime to appeal to Grammy voters. And the goal of most pop-culture commentary sites is to discuss that and talk about…

Not really buying it. If you love an artist no matter what, that's one thing. I'm a Morrissey apologist and there's a lot more to apologize for there than with Madonna. But if making news and being talked about is all it takes, can I remind you that by that metric Biebs and Miley are way more important than Madonna,…

No one seems sure whether or not you were trying to be funny. Because either you're acting like some weird internet loser critiquing athletic bodies while hiding in anonymity, or you're just really unfunny. I suppose it could be both, but I'm all about giving unfunny internet losers the benefit of the doubt.

Can anyone name a single couple that were more interesting once officially becoming a couple than they were during their courting stages? I'd be interested to know because I highly doubt such a thing exists.

It's not about real life and it's not about the individual writers on a particular show. It's about how and why…

It's okay, Lindy. I aspire to be a monster too.

Only on Jezebel can we have ladies freaking out one moment about having all their bodily autonomy taken away the moment they get pregnant and being treated like walking incubators and then have posters come around to howl that someone was curling a relatively light weight in the rough vicinity of pregnant woman. What…

Can we just talk about Mario Lopez's refusal to age? Can I get me some of that??!

Um, being fat doesn't give you the right to make other people feel weird about their own bodies. Size 2 women sometimes feel fat—so do size 22s. Body image issues aren't objective. I sit firmly in the space between straight size and plus size. Everyone fats thinks I'm skinny and everyone "normal" thinks I'm fat. I…

This has happened to me and a ton of other women I know.

With me I was told that the reason I passed out during non-rigorous, missionary-style sex was because I was morbidly obese. I was told so by a fat clinic doctor who had never seen me before. He didn't weigh me or take any vitals, or ask me any other questions…