There are no winners here.

It’s like one of those manga where the author takes the archetypical  hotblooded shounen protagonist an puts him in a very unconventional setting.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Too bad he didn’t have these men to protect him:

As with everything, it would be better with Lying Cat instead.

Why on earth would anybody with newsworthy information to share, share it with Gizmodo Media Group?

No offense guys and gals but you’ll need to drop your personal biases out of your articles for me to consider any of your sites an actual “news” source. I’m as anti-Trump as can be, but I call it like I see it.

Maybe not dark AND satirical, but satirical...

The ref had no business pushing him into the boards/box. He should be reprimanded for certain.

“The IOC regrets to announce that we are recalling all medals from the 2020 Tokyo games that were made from recycled Samsung Galaxy Note 7 phones”

From what I understand, using “New Grndr Request” in the subject line works for Jared’s attention.

“Considering Gorburger is played by a white dude, it’s kind of a stupid, tasteless joke that skirts the problem rather than doing anything about it.”

MRW

Just a test for the switch over after the inauguration.

Some of us hard-working Americans have to make due by pissing on ourselves, you know

Before anyone dismisses it outright, just remember:

You don’t need knock out power to break someone’s elbow/disarm them. That is what they are doing.

Pretty sure you are thinking of the Gelgameks vagina. It’s three feet wide and has razor sharp teeth.

Umm because it’s actually kind of difficult to topple someone with greater height/reach/mass/muscle than yourself? If they punch a guy in the chest they’re aiming a little above his center of gravity and he might get knocked back, but he’s probably not going to fall over.