Russian space pencil wins again..

A spanish man dropped it

Dillon! You son of a bitch!

Derp.

Get that guy on Ninja Warrior!

Can you skin it?

…or, this.

Waterford Crystal's marketing department?

Vinnie Jones is having none of this

YOU PAY RESPECT TO IMOGEN HEAP OR RATS WILL NIBBLE OFF YOUR TOES!! WORSHIP AT HER FEET INFIDEL!!!

a parsec is a unit of distance, not time.