I know, right?? Gosh, what was I thinking?! How dare I!

I'd love to hear how she'd explain a non-drunk teenager getting raped in her own room in the middle of the day. Hi. Yeah, that was me.

All the stars for referencing one of my all time favourite movies

Wow. That's... that's really something special, there. Wow.

Man, I can't imagine not noticing you have strep. For me, at least, it's a special kind of hell that no amount of cough drops and tea with honey can touch. Swallowing becomes pure agony, and it itches deep in my throat and in the weird up-behind-the-nose spot. Yuck. I'm getting twitchy just thinking about it. I am so…

Oh, hey! I had scarlet fever as a kid in the 80's! My pediatrician figured that was responsible for the heart murmur that I developed. I had that fear that I was going to lose all my toys and books, too, thanks to that book (and movie). Also, scarlet fever was what nearly killed Beth in Little Women, which my mom read…

Dammit. It's 7.30 in the morning, and there's no hope of getting this pizza. It's all I want right now :(

I was ALL about the pepperoni with my 3rd baby. Husband was a delivery driver, and he'd bring home a pepperoni lover's pizza with double pepperoni at least once a week. The heartburn was so worth it.

The rare occasions we get delivery, we tip $5 minimum. If it's a big order (3 or more pizzas), we go between $10-$15. We're in a small town, and it's less than a 10 minute drive. If we were out in the boonies, I'd bump it up a couple more bucks.

I am so sorry that you had to deal with that at such a young age.

I never did too much with beauty stuff, because I was never super into hair and makeup, but every now and then I'd manage a doozy. The classic '80's shoulder-length poodle-perm in 3rd and 4th grades come to mind. As does the forest green eyeliner i used along the inside of my lower lids in 7th grade.

I know a guy who is naturally white blond, and when he was 13, he decided to dye his almost-shoulder-length hair black. His dad threw a huge fit (y'know, dye is for girls and all that. Having long hair was already pushing it) and refused to allow him to do anything at all with his hair. So as it grew out, he had a…

I once gave the guy at the video rental place (yeah, yeah, I'm old) the wrong phone number to look up my parent's rental card. Repeatedly. While flirting with him. (I wasn't always the brightest star in the sky.) When I finally realized my mistake (I had flipped the last 2 sets of digits so I was telling him to look…

I worked at a chain lingerie store as a teenager, and we were permitted to give a 5-15% discount, at our discretion, like if something was damaged, if the customer was buying $500 worth of stuff, things like that. This was pre-everything-is-computerized, so we had to write the discount reason on our copy of the…

Thank you so much for this.

I had my first MMF threesome last year, and the guy who was not my partner was described by a friend as asexual, after we had had insanely hot three-way sex. We didn't tell anyone that we were doing anything besides watching movies, so no one except the 2 guys knew why I couldn't stop giggling after that comment...

My 13 y.o. is on the spectrum (Asperger's), and he is making his teachers crazy by refusing to talk in class. At most, he'll grunt or, if he's really feeling it, a yes or no. They have started giving him detentions for refusing to answer teachers/principal. I'm... honestly not sure how I feel about that. He has…

How did your cousin NOT rip that person's head off? I had 3 miscarriages, and I heard some insensitive shit, but that one really just takes the cake.

Mine wasn't embarrassing at the time...only later, after he told my (current!) apartment manager in great detail about how he fucked me so hard that we broke the headboard on his bed. He was applying to be the building handyman, too! So grateful he didn't get the job.

That stuff is so good! I get it for my dairy-free kids, and have to restrain myself from snarfing it down.