Because that joke is played out.
I'm really glad you posted this. I'm in northern California and we've gotten "rain" for 2 days straight! It's like...60 degrees outside. Tanning beds are jam packed and I can't get my caramel on and the Whole Foods is running out of bottled water.
If I were to give a piece of advise to Ford, it would be "Don't Fear the Reaper."
Agreed The wheels on the one above look like total shit.
Slide over, Pops...we gotta talk. Remember stuff in owner's manuals like,