Related: Can any sportswriters predicting the Lakers would make the playoffs in the stacked West be put on a pilotless garbage barge to nowhere in the North Atlantic?

Fuckin finally. She’s the best color commentator for national games there is. I really like C-Webb too but Doris is still the best. Reggie Miller, Mark Jackson, the Barry Brothers, they got nothing on Doris.

+1. A very well written piece.

My letterjacket was like $300. I felt like a ridiculous asshole wearing it the moment I graduated, and tbh I probably already was one anyway.

I empathize. I suffered a “clean break” of the heart in my junior year of high school, when my girlfriend dumped me on the first day of school. It didn’t heal in time for me to ask anybody else to enjoy any of the dances or social activities that I actually wouldn’t have gone to, anyway, had they accepted.

My dude. Fultz was drafted by the Sixers, who finished with the fourth-worst record in the NBA last season.

Are you paid to be wrong or is it something you do as a hobby?

Is there a Five Guys in Temecula?

Can he coach soccer too?

That’s...bad?

Starred, but mostly for the Kinja handle.

We can list 30 players who deserved more call ups and experience.

Fine.

We got a midfielder at Schalke that went a full 90 against Bayern.

Please tell me US Soccer pulled a Kiffin and left Bruce Arena on the tarmac.

Phantom goal or not, this team is a damn embarrassment. If Gulati has a job tomorrow, there needs to be an FBI investigation. Keep Pulisic and blow the rest of this shit heap to goddamn Neptune.

Or maybe we are out of the WC because we lost to Trinidad & Tobego.

They were Russian to score on every possession, Putin too much emphasis on fundamentals. They should be Red in the face with embarrassment.

This team of old, plodding, unimaginative assholes at the helm did not deserve to go on to the WC.

Joke’s on Panama — we have a whole team that doesn’t score goals.