This was fantastic for the world.

This post was superior to the article it is attached to sir. Well Done.

I mean, it's no 700 ft. marble race, but it was all right.

This series has truly “blessed fans of baseball.”

Still waiting for Deadspin to post the audio of the best fans in baseball welcoming Heyward back.

Let me explain it to you in Stanley Cup Playoff overtime terms...oh wait, you’re Canadian, you wouldn’t understand that either.

Most shocking thing I’ve ever read is that Felix is only 29. I’d swear he’s been pitching since 1995 or so.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

No, but I am getting a real shitty comment vibe.

I’m just waiting for the Ribery goal to reopen the very important argument over what, exactly, constitutes a bicycle kick.

At first I was going to say “eh, he’s been alright”. But then I was trying to think of people who were better... and I really couldn’t come up with anything (Maybe Tim Howard during the World Cup?). Come on USMNT...

3/10, lazy Euro trolling, Three Lionsesque.

He was a regular starter for Roma before he came to Toronto, and had productive spells at Chievo and Heerenven.

I most certainly mean goal kick.

Dude we invented baseball, and car races that only go around in circles, cut soccer a little slack.

Nothing screams ‘casual fan’ quite like thinking there are only 5-8 good players in an entire sport and everyone else is a sack of shit.

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

This makes me legitimately sad. Sager’s one of the most joyous personalities in sports, and that’s just not the crazy suits talking. He and Popovich spun gold on those sideline interviews on a weekly basis for years. He is a rare figure in sports media who is just about universally beloved, which tells you what kind…

Anytime Adebayo Akinfenwa appears on Deadspin, it's a good day.