I remember my rookie year too.

Hey look everybody, Andy Dalton made it to the 2nd round of something.

Well, they certainly weren’t going to demote him to the youth squad.

If I had to guess, Johnny Walker co-wrote that tweet with him.

From If I Did It, by Kobe Bryant.

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

I assumed he was an Aaron Burr guy since he had the better shot.

Having Timmy on the ticket could shore up Popovich’s campaign with the big fundamentalist voting bloc.

Popovich/Duncan 2024

“It’s about to get hot and spicy”

28 years old is way too young to go out, R.I.P.

Sure Jesus’s jump shot his rookie year got criticized, but even his fiercest critics had to admit he hung tough on the boards.

COYS

just a cup of coffee with Super Bowl tickets at the bottom.

Announcer: LET’S HEAR IT FOR YOUR LONDON RAIDERS!!!!!!!!!!

The bigger joke is “productition.”

Jalopnik truthers are the fucking worst.

Just because Riley cooper is white doesn’t mean he's a slot receiver...racist

I have no idea whether Chip Kelley is racist, but if releasing certain non-white players while retaining other non-white players is empirical proof of one’s racism, then isn’t every NFL coach during the Super Bowl-era a racist?

Also fun: seeing the lengths people will go to try to look intelligent when they’re really just missing the point.