Except Aston Villa did not win the FA Cup.

“You will be hungry in an hour.”

I own two shirts...

What are the odds of BOTH parents dying at once? Even if something that awful DID happen, you’d have the perfect sitcom pitch. “What happens when two selfish MILLENIALS have to care for seven grief-stricken orphans? HILARITY! That’s what.”

Here’s yer Penthouse Red Bull NASCAR story, big daddy.

The lowest point of his life was in January 2008.

Saw this band in the mid 80’s at the Rainbow Music Hall in Denver. No regrets.

This tweet pretty much sums up Kanter:

I love going to see both US national teams play but there’s entirely too many of these fanbros in attendance at the men’s games.

Look, Kluwe...I won’t punt footballs, and you don’t make Deadspin jokes, okay?

Dreams-

Unreleased mode.

Looks like football has the same unwritten rule as baseball: if someone gets in your face, you drill the pitcher.

This was magnificent. Thank you.

That stadium...

10 bucks says Coorl is recommending their own posts

You realize that...nevermind, go with it.

I think you’re misunderstanding what happened.

Checking in.

You’re thinking of SBNation