I think the point isn't that it's ostensibly safe to use cocaine and play; rather, that it's illegal and a Schedule 2 drug. Doc Ellis showed us that it's "safe" to use LSD but the league can't support illegal activities in the same way any other employer wouldn't. That being said, it's a good opportunity for Manfred…

Considering that Mourinho's mind-fuck games with the officials typically generate favorable calls for his team, it's great to see some calls go against Chelsea to see how they react.

And the Pope is Catholic.

"What is a badonkadonk?"

+1 on the word choice, Mr. Erg.

I have to disagree with you on this, Billy. When Mason and Bentaleb have played side by side in a 4-2-3-1 this season, the defense has looked ridiculously more assured and comfortable. Against Arsenal, Dembele was actually sitting in the #10 position—something he's not naturally great for, but which allows Tottenham…

Still waiting for a Greg Howard eulogy after Arsenal shit the bed yesterday.

"Nice pitch."

People often forget that Tony stole 56 bases in a season.

"Way to go, Paul."

This is unacceptable. In this day and age, to make a mistake of that nature? I mean, everyone has their own style, but you need to be really careful what you do these days and how you use the internet. ESPN recruiters are supposed to be role models for young kids, and this type of behavior is certainly not exemplary.…

"Decent upside, but needs to work on the backdoor cuts to break into the Top 100."

Kei Nishikori can also punt a football 150 yards.

Thanks, Howard Webb.

Because 99.99% of the time, when the keeper is in, that's the "rule of thumb." I'm sorry for speaking in generalities about a rule that didn't apply in this situation.

I'm sorry you're easily upset, and struggle with sentences.

I understand the rule. You should take a look at the structure of your initial post, and then tell me who the dick is.

I saw the post. Your inability to make a logical English sentence made it a little convoluted however. No need to get extremely angry.

Calm down, slugger. It's quite clear that you're trying to impress your understanding of a rule that you think I don't seem to undertstand—yet it doesn't even apply here. YES, I'm quite aware of the rule, which states nothing about DEFENDERS, just for the record. It merely discusses "opponents," and YES, I get what…

Your position here isn't really clear, but according to FIFA, you cannot be offside in your own half.