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If that dress had been sleeveless it would have been lovely. It's not her worst effort by far, but I still want her to fire her stylist.

My son is two weeks older than BIC. He expresses interest in lots of things and he wants to have them all. Isn't that what two-year-olds do? He expresses interest in garbage trucks and firetrucks and busses motorcycles and "pretties" (pretty is a great word that encompasses everything glittery and/or with electric and

"First couple" is the term applied to the head of state and his/her spouse. That's why Michelle Obama is referred to as the First Lady.

America's first couple is Barack Obama and Michelle Obama. Not a pop star and a former drug dealer turned rapper, no matter how great their music is. People need to keep things in perspective.

You are my spirit animal!

The best way to get people on Jez to respond endlessly: make a factual error!

Lena Dunham needs to fire her sylist, or get one. Whoever picks her dresses has no idea how to dress her shape and always, always makes her look awkward and almost cylindric.

I personally dislike this dress. It's just odd, and not in a good way. The neckline is too high, the arm holes, the silhouette, the texture of the dress, it's just all wrong. Not flattering. Especially coupled with that hair. Whoever her stylist is doesn't have good taste.. at least not for this type of event. The

I very strongly believe that she wears unflattering things intentionally to reinforce her brand ("Atypical Actress").

doesn't the fit ALWAYS seem off on her dresses though?

I love love love Jemima Kirke's look, she is BEAUTY incarnate to me.That being said I kinda would have liked a shorter slip dress on her, this one is a little too nightgowny for me.

Lol...Lena's fashion choices troll us all.

Because (add snarky noun here) is a stupid use of English and I wish Gawker would stop using it... Please...

Ahh, NO. Everything will be a-okay as long as those sinners can't kill the fetus. Duh!

My snow babies!

Some day, somebody's going to make an exhaustive tally of the amount of human suffering that could have been avoided if only MTV andVH1 had remained music video channels.

My dad always told me to beware of men who don't like cats. It's been good advice.

I've been saying this for years. Heavy, heavy crossover between misogynists and cat haters.

I hope you realize how utterly and completely idiotic it is to compare my "in a country with incredibly high rates of rapes, and where rapists are never prosecuted, it is extremely unlikely that an accused serial rapist with multiple witnesses is really innocent" with your "a woman who wears a miniskirt and drinks

My worst road rage story happened in L.A., too. I was on Robertson, I guess I cut a guy off, and he followed me for three miles honking and yelling. I got out of the car at a red light to ask him WTF the problem was (was he planning on following me home?) and he immediately stopped honking, changed lanes, and ran the