Hahaha!! Mary drank half a light beer and Lucy lived in a tree house!

I just can't imagine being that detached from humanity.

This is seriously catchy! I love these two now.

I was thinking the same thing. Not so much "squee," more like "eeh..."

Hahaha! Also, polygami.

Charlize Theron is wonderful and probably knows the secret to the Bermuda Triangle, and to everything else also.

Me too! I wish her many fun weekends, slow weekdays and special holidays. (A normal life.)

Oh yeah, that's a bit too sordid even for me. I like drugs and sex (in memoirs) as much as the next chick, but I prefer to read about consenting, non-related adults.

Madonna's brother's was really entertaining. Also I enjoyed Teri Garr's, but that's not as juicy as many other memoirs. Mostly I just enjoy Teri Garr.

You're not alone. I'm rooting for her very silently. [Yay.]

Normally I don't like people being shamed on the Internet, but in this instance it's not only called for, but also completely necessary! What a fucking bitch. I hope she accidentally chews on her own tongue (and that it hurts).

I do too. Not watching the video is my loss, which it really is.

Good idea for a video, but the music was so terrible I couldn't watch. And it's no fun unless you hear the people and the dogs communicating.

Also, because one of the infatuations is fictional, and the other is real.

They actually have weird porn going back hundreds of years. I saw pictures from a scroll about Buddhist hell* at a very interesting lecture once. The scroll was from the 1300s or the 1400s, and depicted a man and a woman going through various stages of being punished for being unfaithful. There were trees with…

I'm not frightened by him, but he does annoy me, and I think he seems very insincere. He's always overreacting to everything. To me, he's like a guy who laughs so loud at your jokes that you don't know whether he actually thinks they're funny, he's making fun of you, or he's really insecure and is overcompansating.

Japan has super strict obscenity laws? Japan?

Why would this happen? Poor man!

I have that. I bought a bunch at Uniqlo. They're still supportive, and really soft.

I don't usually use the pockets in my clothes, but you get a star just for this: "MOTHER FLIPPIN HIDDEN NINJA POCKETS"