Most responsible pet owners have some sort of health insurance for their pets. It doesn't have to be that expensive.

Stuff like this is ridiculous. Makeup is a really old invention, made to make you look different than your natural self. There are as many different ways of applying makeup as there are eyes to see the makeup you've applied. I don't even use half of the shit on these lists, and I still look made up and different than…

I want it to go on forever! Thank you, thank you, thank you! After a long day of work and very little play, this is exactly what I needed.

I think this is really fun. I often sing this song to myself. Along with The B52's "Love Shack" this is one of the songs on permanent repeat in my brain.

I starred this of course, but I still have to ask: why is your cat wearing goggles?

Yeah, I get that.

If I'm not saying it outright, I do believe I'm heavily implying it. Someone's whiskers have stroked the right hands, if you catch my drift.

The cat actors in this video aren't very cute. I mean, there are so many cats to choose from — why did they pick these two borderline boring-looking kittens?

Maybe I'm too late to this party, but I feel like adding my story as well.

It did. It jumped high and long and landed with a loud splash.

She is amazing!

For me, also it's because everything comes with an ironic distance. Nothing postmodern is deeply felt, everyting is parody or sarcastic.

I have all her shows on DVD! Love Sister Wendy!

She actually exclaimed "Ughhhhhhh!" when she was finished with the presentation. And all the "um"s were distracting as well.

Terry Richardson's thumbs creep me out. Why does he bend them like that? He looks like the world's oldest person who just learned what "thumbs up" means.

Easter candy means nothing until Easter is over (which is now). Then it means HALF OFF, bitches! Out of my way!

Too many.
(Your username is everything I wish this comment section was, and more.)

This is a troll. Dismiss at your discretion. (Are we able to do that anymore?)

This is endlessly entertaining to me. On top of everything else, Avril has absolutely NO style. She has no groove whatsoever — she looks like a grandma trying to rock out. (She looks like me when I'm dancing at home and no one can see me.) Horrible.

Me too! I also thought I was just being lazy, even when I was using three alarm clocks and balancing one of them on the curtain rod, so I'd have to get out of bed and physically climb up to turn it off — and STILL couldn't get up in time for school. ...