"No one's made a viral divorce video set to Bruno Mars, though. Yet."

Ah, there it is. So pregnancy and child care is a punishment for those slutty sluts?

My young cousin (she's a college freshman) recently posted a series of images in this vein. It made me so, so angry—how can she be so disrespectful? Then it made me sad.

Thank you for this post.

"I really really want to kiss you."

Most excellent!

That is amazing. Are there pictures? I demand pictures.

I wish we had! We would have loved to have video of them playing the Megaman 3 theme for Mr._ when he entered, too.

Please forgive me. :(

Oh, totally do it.

Okay, I just want to jump in here to brag on myself and my awesome new husband because we just got married and our recessional song was the dinosaur-loving Jurassic Park theme. Because why not?

As others have said, ask her what she wants.

Hasn't Perez Hilton been on SVU before? Or was it a character loosely based on him?

My partner and I don't celebrate it.

In college, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me on February 13th. I had made him a handmade card that used all the appropriate bee-related puns and glitter.

Most of the rescues and shelters I've encountered flat-out call it an adoption fee, and $250 is normal. As others have stated, it both helps pay for the vet expenses and to weed out people who casually decided a puppy would be a great idea.

I usually swallow, but if my guy has eaten a lot of meat lately, or if I am just not feeling it, then I excuse myself and spill his seed down the bathroom sink.

"I don't want to have sex with you. I am too drunk."

That...is adorable. Can our dogs have a playdate?

Before we got one of those simple human trash bins (and as a direct cause), my rescue collie Annabella would go into the trash. That sounds like your fairly standard doggy misbehavior, right? Nope: The little imp would nose open the lid and, somehow, pull out the contents without knocking the bin over, so we would…

I prefer the main site over the CrazyBlindDate concept (I tested it in 2007, too), but my experience wasn't unpleasant.