but all of her subjects are Toads, i.e. small, anthropomorphic mushrooms with a strong commitment to going sleeveless.

Yeah that’s not how I read that at all.

You’re glossing over the fact of just how bad the Orioles are.  Their pitchers held the A’s scoreless in eight of nine innings (the exception was the third) and somehow they lost 10 to freaking zero.  Like, holy shit, that is so bad and hilarious.

My dad once got hit by a foul ball. Was looking down for a split second to grab peanuts. While we were checking to see if he was alright, some old asshole came over and stole the ball and ran away.

I can’t wait to remember this guy 15 years from now.  Very good baseball man.

If Jax Biggers isn’t a fat first baseman that hits monster dongs, I will be irrationally upset.

nope

Yes.  I can’t watch their video player at all and often times twitter posts are like cut in half.  Definitely has to do with an adblocker or scriptblocker of some sort (noscript or privacy badger, for example). 

By wise and reasonable you mean totally lame, right? Now I have to hit play 60 times and that’s just unreasonable.

I’m a fan of Metroidvanias and I just couldn’t get into it. I know that’s sacrilegious to say on the internet.  Been meaning to try it again but it didn’t jump out to me right away the way Dead Cells did (which I got at the same time) or even Shantae.

Maybe he’ll have time to help David Ortiz get to the bottom of that positive steroid test!

Fine, then that just strengthens my point that this team should never have sold to this group anyway. 

But you just casually say “The Marlins were not starting the 2018 season with Stanton’s contract on the payroll...”  There was absolutely no good reason he needed to be gone other than the fact that Jeter and his band of cronies are cheap as hell.  Stanton only wanted to go if they had planned to rebuild which they…

Or maybe it didn’t matter where Jeets sent him because traded the reigning MVP in his prime is gonna be a terrible deal no matter what and Jeets helping New York helps his brand.

From what I remember, he didn’t want to go to the Cardinals (totally understandable) and had a no trade clause. He’s totally in the right to use it.  He really wanted to go to LA. But maybe, just maybe, don’t trade the reigning MVP and keep one of the best outfields in baseball together and try to get some starting…

That’s rich coming from the Yankees who had Stanton gifted to them by Jeets.

I hate football so much.  Just move this team to St. Louis so I don’t have to make excuses why I support this garbage fire of a franchise.

And now he just caught one on a screen pass, breaking a tackle in the process.  Having a hell of a day.

It’s the one I’ve spent the most time (and like the most) so yeah.  There’s no slow down in eight.

Diaw was great because he is what every fat guy playing pickup imagines themselves looking like when in reality it’s closer to Newman in Space Jam.