Hold-My-Dirk
Hold-My-Dirk
Hold-My-Dirk

I appreciate having someone on staff helping me fight the good fight.  Booker is butt and I’m tired of hearing “but he scored 70 points in a game!” and “he’s only 21 and his teammates are butt!”  Yes, his team is butt, but so is he. 

“I don’t want no quarterback who doesn’t even talk to his own ma or pa!”

Well said, Ethan.

I just kinda assumed they happened already.

It’s hard to go against the Laker bros, but it might be better in reverse, so lost points there.  Good luck, Burke.

Thank you for the response.  That makes me feel a little better (I pre-ordered it and was getting a little worried).  I read on reddit somewhere that your original character choice can’t be removed from the party, is that right?  A little worried about that.  I purposely haven’t played the second demo so that I don’t

Is there no level scaling for the missions?  As in, if I level up my first character after a ton of grinding, the mission to go recruit someone else I’ll be super over-leveled?

Natural Fouling Motion.

I know this is no real predictor of future play, but the Kings had like the easiest pick in the draft and they fucked it up so bad because of fucking course they did.  And the Kings actually have other fun players! So frustrating.

I didn’t buy it because (when I tried the demo) it specifically didn’t feel like past Mario Tennis games.  Feels waaaay too gimmicky.  The GC one is still the best of the Tennis games.

Every.  Game.  My brother instilled this in me at a young age and now I pretty much never use consumable items in any game. 

Always like when you fill in, Peter.  Good article.

I have Runbow on Wii U and it’s really fun both single player and multiplayer.

Please don’t leave, Burke.

(in one way or another).

I also saw on Twitter that Burke is leaving. Seems like the new bosses are fucking everything up and everyone is jumping ship (in one way or another).

Sure.  And I don’t mean to say that the salary cap is the ONLY reason for the top heavy NBA.  But it is a big factor.

I’m a Cavs fan, and frankly, I don’t feel as bad about Lebron leaving as I did before Boogie signed.  Apparently Lebron was talking to other players trying to see if they would come to Cleveland.  I bet he knew Boogie was going to Golden State and said fuck it, no shot of me winning again, might as well chill in LA.

As a baseball fan, I’ve gotten used to people saying a lack of a cap has made baseball so imbalanced (“it’s so boring the Yankees win like every year”). I find it hilarious that the salary cap, which supposedly is to “preserve competative balance,” directly resulted in making the NBA so top-heavy.

Trae Young, like Devin Booker, is butt. Every once in a while he may do something cool, but he is most definitely butt.