(Editor’s Note: If you think she deserved to have her life ruined on account of some weed, do us all a favor and go fuck yourself)

It’s like Bosnia & Herzegovina.

I still flip off stingrays whenever I see one.

it is more comfortable to sit that way by a factor that is immeasurable. i sit with my legs spread 100% of the time in every situation and at all times no matter what, as do most men. the size of ones junk is irrelevant. even the tiniest balls are uncomfortable when pressed against other flesh.

All I want now is a girl that will ask me if my balls are okay. I dont think there are any other words that can comfort me as much as “are your balls okay?”

The way the rule has been interpreted in Massachusetts refers to action after a live batted ball. If a fielder fakes receiving a throw and then applies an empty-glove tag to an incoming runner, causing the runner to slow down or even slide into the base (preventing further advancement), it’s treated as obstruction.

For…

That’s not baseball. I'd be ashamed to win that way.

On the plus side, the ejection gives him more time for chillin’ out, maxin’ and relaxin’ all cool.

So, if a home run ball goes through someone’s sunroof in the parking lot/street, I can climb into the car and get the ball? Thanks, officer, I’ll be sure to cite your explanation after I’m shot and/or incarcerated.

I hope the guy who owns a boat finally catches a lucky break here.

A Pirate fan, or a pirate fan?

Man, your obliviousness to the irony of using Final Fantasy as a counterpoint here is just mindblowing.

“you’ve never worked with the general public before.”

I’ve been working with General Public so long, he was just Lieutenant Public when I got started.

While I won’t say what you are saying is patently false, you’re closely approaching that territory, at worst. At best, you are approaching this from the wrong angle. FWIW, and without going into details, I played at a high level and know what I’m talking about on this specific topic.

I never thought I’d say this, but I’m pulling for A-Rod to pass everybody. Fuck it, I want A-Rod to hold the career records for homers, RBIs, hits, and literally everything else. I want Rodriguez to start pitching and win a fuckload of Cy Youngs.

The Infallibility thing is not concrete and universal. He is not infallible on all matters simply because he’s Pope, it’s a very specific thing used in extremely rare circumstances.

“Here, we see a server remove the packaging from a frozen cheesecake that arrived on truck this morning to be thawed in a cooler. And so begins and ends our tour of Obscene Selection of Cheesecakes.”

She could totally have an everyday vagina and a special occasion vagina. That’s what I’d do.

For the record. I want to let the red headed lady know that I understand the Here’s Johnny reference.

BUT THEY WERE OKAY WITH BOMBING JAPAN.