Still playing for Florida! And Keith Yandle just played in his 578th straight game tonight! I mean football is violent, and the brain injuries are real, but I feel like the opportunities to get seriously injured in hockey are exponentially greater. So the fact someone can stay healthy that long are nothing short of…

It seems more difficult whenever a player gets knocked out whenever it’s a clean play like this appeared to be, compared to a clearly dirty hit. There isn’t a villain that you can heap blame onto, or an easy narrative to rely on.

What the hull!

Normally wanting to get out there and play for the Oilers would be a sure sign of a head injury so I can see where they’re coming from.

“He crashed his car because he is korean and can’t drive, not because he was drunk.”

Not everything is racist, you fucking cuck.

Please explain. His last name, if changed a little bit, said out loud sounds like ‘fucking.’ I’ve been hoping for a new FIFA article with Tokyo Sexwale or something MLB-related with Rusty Kuntz so I can make a dumb joke about them, but you take what you get.

My first goal in my beer league came when a goalie stopped me on a breakaway and I collected the puck behind the goal and banked it in off of him. Felt like a goddamn magician. I have no further point.

I drove past the crash and saw the NSX already on the flatbed

Yeah never giving up is such an intolerable shit trait...

Petrino: “WTH! That isn’t what they were supposed to run!”

Behold, the two softest rich people that currently exist.

He was pretty good in College.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Meh. By the time I have a job where I’m compelled to wear a suit every day, I better damned well have a henchman to carry all that shit around for me.

It’s not.

As a white guy, I legitimately didn’t know posse was considered a loaded term. Is this word something that is offensive to minorities? I’m genuinely curious because I had no idea.

Dear fellow Americans: not every job deserves a tip.

Because tipping is an stupid practice, and needs to go away in the western world like it has in most other countries. (Especially since a 20% tip has become expected for any service, instead of extraordinary service).