You did it wrong, Subaru.

No matter how many times I see it, I never ceased to be impressed by how the GT-R takes off the line like a rocket.

When I was 18 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of a 18 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination.

I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have…

Soon!!

Come on Doug, Time to go shoot a quick video and show them what's up

Looking for new and exciting in a Call of Duty game? Lol. Right.

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!

Nah. It's just a function of the recording. Check out what you get when recording an airplane propeller with a cell phone camera.

• Said no guy ever that walked in on his wife getting railed out.

oh, shutup dude. it's obviously not about "one body part going into another", it's about the trust that is broken and the betrayal caused by it. fuck off with that whole "oh, I don't understand this. lalalalalala" horseshit that people try to pull.

So you invest a lot of your life and emotions in somebody, feel like they are reciprocated then to your surprise you can see that they aren't. Plus the divorce writing is in on the wall... she and the new guy will get half of this guy's stuff.

What's the name of your microbrewery?

A friend of mine and I were discussing this last week:

Texas is a state made of very long, very straight, very smooth roads, one of the few places where, laws be damned, you can actually stretch the legs of a 1,000 HP car. It's also a state populated by people who worship the word "more."

I guess you could say her train of thought....

fuck, i get called a douche every single day of the week for fucking pennies.

Lol @ Rob's "Running from cops" video. On basic revenue share alone, he's made like over $30k from that video, (and didn't crash, cause anyone else to crash, or anything like that). Well worth the price of being called a douche.

I got this.

So sad. Car was impeccably maintained (and driven!) in New Orleans for years. Now who knows when (or even if) it'll be back on the road again.