Getting two extra bases because someone doesn’t know what’s going on is called “The Stanford Swimmer.”

I offered to make my husband a sandwich on the weekend, and he turned me down. What does that mean? Is he getting his sandwiches elsewhere? Is there an Ashley Madison for sandwiches?

He can clearly handle the pressure of dancing in front of a Heat home game crowd.

Yes, the 8.1 version of Solitaire did the same thing...but that version didn’t come bundled with the OS.

$200 device with camera outperformed by $600 device with camera, story at 11.

Metro is still there but it’s no like 8 where it was the first thing to come up instead of the desktop. You now have an actual desktop and the metro tiles are on the start menu when you click the Windows 10 icon. When you enter tablet mode is when the metro tiles get big like 8 used to be, but only on tablets.

You can brush his hair, and undress him everywhere!

That’s not Rule 35, Rule 35 is “If there is no porn of it, someone will make it”

You, prey with thumbs, you must know when the little nom noms are all gone, you will be next.

Dieminion’s reminded me of the good ol’ days when the lights would go out and then come back up and Sting would be in the ring. Such an awesome entrance haha.

I just want to know if my Windows 7 64 bit is going to get “automatic updates” if I do a free upgrade. Fuck Windows automatic updates. Nothing worse than having your computer lag out or shut down mid gaming session.

This is a clear human rights violation - anyone who shoots smartphone video in portrait mode should be made to answer for it. WE DEMAND PROSECUTION.

Looks like someone at Capcom set their age to 99 under game options.

It’s just part of NFS’s history.

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

What are you even talking about? Most foods you’ve ever eaten have contacted metal. You know, a food processor? A cooking pan? A knife?