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Feels like America just won the World Cup.

Hateable Chelsea Players Ranked:

Weird, it’s almost like the clip wasn’t intended to show actual game action.

“...just noticing anything he says feels like dead-horse beating.”

Lest we forget, the NFL and its “investigators” are the same people who gave us this piece of bullshit investigation: Meet The Dunce Ex-Cop Who Fucked Up The NFL’s Ray Rice Investigation. So if you expect me to be impressed with the “results” of a probe done by an unnamed unnamed investigator, using unnamed employees,…

The only thing we know for sure, is that Publix’s deli subs are tasty as hell and I miss them so.

Uh, yes?

Sorry, but you've completely missed the point. It's about people hating frauds, who are only popular because they have cleavage they can show. Who otherwise probably wouldn't get shit for viewers.

Confusing list. I expected him to use bullets.

He fielded a good enough defense to get him out from under most of his charges.

January 13, 2016 — AP (Gainesville, Florida):

I played the game. Was eagerly awaiting it for months since I first heard about it. Then got a tired, cliched, QTE ridden, horrible controlled monstrosity of a game. I hate it. I want to cry. The controls are reversed and the story is a mess. What the hell Ready At Dawn? What the hell...

"I don't see anything wrong with this"

Also, the game really does suck...

Tell 'im Steve-Dave! (no, seriously, tell him! I hate these commenters who come to Kotaku to bash Kotaku, it's their sole lot in life - if you don't like the site or the writers, don't fucking come here!)

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you're a Penn State fan.

The solution for both situations is Yuengling.

My solo therapy was two days before the break up. I called Dan Savage's podcast, broke down explaining it on the voice mail and he called me back the next day. We talked for almost two hours and he told me that I needed to get the fuck out and stay out until she actually did something, instead of saying she would.…

I dunno, are they all gonna be pretentious, condescending assholes who address adults as "poor child"? Because frankly, I'd rather have a tub of dip.