traveled to Newcastle and trounced the home side, 3-0, in front of Toon supporters

Bold, happy taste

From the depths of the sulfurous pit she calls home, Baroness Thatcher feels... Something. A chill runs down her spine despite the ruinous heat, and it is then that she recognizes the emotion. It is joy. She smiles her thin-lipped smile.

it's still real to me, damnit

I'm willing to bet that his drink of choice is either Maker's or Woodford.

I remember when the NFL got serious about killing the throat slash. Fred Taylor was getting fined every other week.

You are the only person that I have ever heard call it the "second nine."

"Tainted Love" on the phonograph was amazing

I've had the same issue. I've tried to annotate and it's ended up as a regular comment. Oh, well. Such is life.

Did you really need to make 3 fart joke annotations?

blood, sweat and taurine.

It would take a lot of time, and acquiring the materials is just part of the fight, too. There are enemies to contend with, some of whom would destroy the structure in progress, forcing the player to rebuild. There's the time it would take to refine some of the materials via the furnace, which means gathering…

Finally, one of these grand crafting projects completed in Survival Mode.

+1

This is the Internet. This is gaming. This is an Internet website about gaming.

I think the issue is that your tone wasn't one that is typically associated with humor. It sounded to me like you were preemptively jumping all over everybody's shit in hyper defensive mode.

More of a dinosaur than Boshosaurus.

I'm not trying to be a dick or anything, but can we start calling them Spurs like everyone else does?

Honestly, as a Gooner, I'd prefer Deadspin go with Sp*rs, but I'll take what I can get.

Morrissey plays for Chelsea now?

Listen, man, he was just using Internet shorthand to tell us that the game features XTREEM DINOSAURS(!) and the way they hold aggro just isn't up to snuff.