This again. Freedom of Speech does not protect you from other people getting mad about what you say. Freedom of Speech, as some kind of general principle allowing you to be an asshole and having everyone just stand back and pretend like it's not happening, is not a thing.

It just goes to prove that every Doge has its day.

Awesome. I'll take this one though:

So what you're saying is...Miata isn't the answer?

NO MIATA??

Fifty-five thousand dollars. For that amount I could round out my dream garage and still have room left over for a motorcycle, but instead you expect me to drop it all on someone else's money pit of a lifted 80s Toyota pickup?

Crackpipe only because it doesn't have the mandatory double-tube light bar that was/is required on 80's toyota 4x4's.

I have to say previous Moab Jeep vehicles really got my hopes up about a pickup. Sadly none this year.

That's a hilariously ugly car. That's not a Jeep.

That's... disappointing.

So that's how you fit a new cat..

What new parents can afford repairs on BMW's or new Volvo's?

Someday...someday...

[How much bigger is a Chevrolet SS than a Saab Sonett III? Like, hella bigger. Photo Credit: Raphael Orlove]

Jalops,

"Sorry, I just can't afford it." He said, as they walked away from their test drive. "We'll have to look at something used for you, my wife will definitely notice a purchase that big."

Woman: Is that Doug DeMuro hiding in the bushes over there?

Dega. Things like this always happen at Dega....

Most cases were found to be due to "pedal misapplication"