I present to you the external temperature reading a few weeks ago from my poor Ford Taurus in Whitehorse, Yukon. It must imagine every day the life it should have had with a retiree in Boca Raton instead of a 27 year old idiot who moved to the north. Also FYI: -39 Celsius is -38 in Fahrenheit.

Aright fellas let me tell you about the hood ornament on this old Pontiac. It was an option in the early 1950s and was an amber colored Indian head, a reference to the Pontiac Native Americans.

"LONG BLACK OBJECT"

Can I just put this here...

MG Metro.

I don't know, I kind of just poured my martini into the socket.

When I think of a kick I think of an incredibly accurate and precise measurement tool.

Nope, LT4.

Stop giving Media Coverage to these assholes.

The #1 gap between racing 'games' and racing 'simulators' right now is race control. There are no marshal flags to tell you when to start a race, not even a checkered flag waving at the end. No yellows when there is an accident ahead. Cars drive themselves on rolling starts and when making pit stops, and drivers are…

true rally tracks...not some computer-generated bullshit...I'M LOOKING AT YOU GRAN TURISMO 5!!!!!!

I stopped by on Monday to take some pictures, which can be seen at

finally, a car with a full-size jack.

Isn't the answer always Miata?

Found it

People would RUSH to buy small trucks. Ford cut out the Ranger to boost F150 sales. As soon as companies think that small trucks hurt the profit margin of big trucks, they quit making them.

The Ranger was one of, if not the most, purchased vehicles Ford had. They killed it because it was eating away at F-150 sales.

Mid 90s? Are you joking? There's 80s Jeeps that have $10K+ asking prices, for ragged out copies!

THIS JUST IN: NICE STUFF IS EXPENSIVE