Man. Between this and Sochi, the IOC must really hate fags.

Great. Now the panel will be delayed another two years.

Cliff's Notes for those that can't watch the video:

This may come as a shock, coming from one of the most vocal critics of Afroduck on this site, but I completely agree with this video.

I'm going to say that a decent percentage of your daytime readers are at work. A lot of us can't or at the very least shouldn't watch videos while at work (and yet some of us are allowed general internet access, but in my case and in the cases of others I know, there are policy restrictions on streaming video or…

That's because you are driving it wrong :)

Yeah, it's not so great. Especially on older cars.

I willing to bet you don't like Coen Bros movies either (except maybe O' Brother...). There are movies that are made for the masses, and make a shit ton of money, like the F&F. There are books that are written for the masses, like the Da Vinci Code, and music for the masses like Justin Bieber. There is also art. You…

You should stick with Fast & Furious for your 'splosion fix. Drive was a fucking brilliant movie.

The subtlety of the cars chosen was what matched the film so perfectly. Take gosling he chooses a 70's malibu which is past the muscle car era but it means a lot to him. Maybe its because its cheap maybe its because he grew up seeing those cars. For whatever reason it is his pride and glory. Now look at cranston here…

Drag Racing, did you say?

I win...

"take it to the track" they say...how about this. But it needs to be like the real world with potholes and traffic.

Crime that hurt no one? That's like saying that you've driven home drunk a hundred times and hurt no one - and then bitch about being arrested for a victim-less crime on the 101st time. This is why we have laws against DUI - because eventually the drunk driver will hurt/maim/kill someone. This is the reason why…

Yeah yeah save the vitriol... I'm no fan of the NYPD at all (probably called them Fascists a few times myself), but the point is pretty obvious here: prevent copycats. Afroduck basically encouraged it, and when you start to have more people racing around NYC with impunity, you're bound to have something bad happen…

LOLOLOL YOU OLD SON. YOU NEED TO LIGHTEN UP. REAL DRIVERS DRIVE ALL THE TIME. MY BOY HAS HIS MOMS BEIGEMOBILE NISSAN BUT IT'S GOT TRIPTONIC SO HE BANGS DAT SHIZ TO THE REDLINE ALL THE TIME. PULLING INTO THE SOPHOMORE LOT AT WEST TIGER HIGH GETS EVERYONES ATTENTION. #YOLOLOLOLOL

How very droll of you. Yea verily, this is proof that posting such poor driving form is only promoting more of the same and polluting young brains. Wizened gentlemen drivers like myself are the only ones capable of differentiating between nonsensical unsafe driving and proper motoring. Jalopnik is siding with the…

I use a similar excuse when the cops try to bust my balls about shooting cans off of my apartment balcony.

It's funny how people who drive like utter jackasses on public roads all have in common the notion that they are somehow above average drivers.

It's just like being at a BDSM club.