Because there is a Simpsons quote for any situation that arises in life. No exceptions.

Indeed.

But people are mad that someone didn’t trust the State Dept’s email servers. Huh, imagine that.

FUCKING ALGEBONER

I still want to order a bunch of huge rare earth magnets from as many places as I can, to deliver on the same day.

They’ve been bankrolling the federation’s athletes for over 20 years, but after Chinese company Li-Ning made a competitive offer, Nike allegedly paid out hundreds of thousands in “honorariums” and “commitment bonuses”on top of the $1.3-$1.5 million they pay already

Let’s not forget her most challenging role: “Have you any idea what’s it like to be a fem-bot living in a man-bot’s man-puter world?” “What?”

I like the way you think, Tina.

Edited - “nobody needs a FACE to live”
well, they actually kinda do.

The fact is - there was no legitimacy “second guessing” about penis transplants or viagra - so there shouldn’t be about this.

Duh

not really, but they treated everyone amazingly and they were all kick ass :)

This is all way too much cheese, all in one sitting. Grandpa is right. Pop culture sucks shit.

Representation fucking matters!

It is SO GOOD ALREADY. I’m so happy. Sam Bee is a hero, and this show is looking like it’s going to be everything that Trevor Noah’s Daily Show is failing to follow through on. Now that Jon Stewart is gone, Stephen Colbert is doing a different genre of tv, Trevor Noah is proving himself inadequate to fill Stewart’s…

Haha I saw the thumbnail for it and was like “why is there a photo of Dolly here?” I imagine Gaga meeting Dolly would be an entertaining moment though.

Bey didn’t almost fall - gravity momentarily forgot who it was fuckng with.