Nothing, in a white hood, is way doper than Connor.

Yeah, just order it on http://www.play-asia.com/. All Japanese games, except for like one, play on an American PS3, and vice versa.

Wii U

Right, hurry the fuck up, scan the code in 2.5 nanoseconds, that way you can get back to the rest of you boring ass day even quicker. I mean, if it wasn't boring, why would you spend that day playing video games. I never say anyone take a DS skydiving.

I approve...

Top of the world Momma!

Why is Link not pulled to the bottom of the map in the original Zelda games? He was stuck in 2D there too... LOL... I`m just fucking with you...

I find that not bitching, while hovering with my legs crossed, nets me the maximum amount of likeability.

I still have the same question. If you can become 2D, like a sticker on the wall, why wouldn't you simply walk up the wall? That would probably break the new Zelda game's puzzles.

I live in Japan, but I am American. Japanese people are more into long hair on men than people in the west are. I used to raise eyebroys at it too, but I am just used to it now. I still dress and groom myself like a man though, and I don't wear pink.

It's like Sony doesn't know that Knack is wack.

You mean the Reds ripped off the Hiroshima Carp! How dare they! And, to do that to a city so famously violated already! The Reds are lower than low... fucking ass holes... LOL...

I'm not saying the ad was wrong. I'm saying the title to this story was wrong.

It's still fun to play, just the numbers are fucked up right?

It's still fun to play, just the numbers are fucked up right?

Are you actually questioning my credibility? You fucking dick. Let's take it to a fan room hoe. If you can't tell by the way I fucking talk, unfuck youself. Obviously, I have a mouth of a sailor. Shipmate, pull you head out of your ass, I wrote radar room because unlike you and me, most of these fucks, were never in…

Most humans complain. It is in our nature. When shit is wack, or not going our way, we cry like little bitches. Adults cry by complaining, and rarely even shead tears while they do it. I complain, especially about wack videogames, but this is Kotaku, right? That is what we do here.

I wouldnt mind talking to you about it further, helping you or others decide if the military is the right choice...

LOL at "this old ass Snake guy who just hides all the time".

Well, I bought the world of Red Dead, and loved it, but I didn't give one fuck about Marston, or the story. I mostly just rode around the west, exploring. For me, the story was some hoe ass shit that I had to do, dispite not even wanting to help the bitch ass characters in the game, just so I could unlock Mexico, and…