This piece is more of a social commentary than it seems, if that is even the right way to say it or use the phrase social commentary.

Its sort of weird. If you can stick yourself to a wall, why not just walk up the wall like a chameleon?

Yeah, that poweline shit is dope as fuck, and works great. I got one recently, and I love it. Secrets only dope ass old guys know. I can't wait to learn more of them...

Right. Trust an ad more than common sense, Jason. What kind of sense does that make? Oh shit, wait, maybe an ad told you to trust ads... Now, I feel like we are in Inception. Fuck.

New Console, New Account. Duh. Simple.

I live in Japan, just saying to clear that up first.

Ok, Gourmet Hotdogs. Sure, the 5 star restaurant can't duplicate the dogs served u at Yankee Stadium, but still... There is something to be said for having a 5 star kitchen, with 5 star chefs, and 5 star ingredients, vs. a hotdog cart, gourmet or not. The 5 star restaurant can cook up a variety of world class meals,…

The River

Not to mention there are two better resturaunts next door. Do you eat at the resturaunt, or the hotdog stand out front, you know, the one that forgot to bring hotdogs?

The Shitty Thing:

I`d consider it okay for people to hurt you, but just until you learn not to say words like never, always, everyone, everything, and everyone.

"the game asks you to consider what you yourself are comfortable with."

LOL... Seriously, LMFAO @ "those who hold it with the claw."

I live in Japan. I was mad that PS4's launch was delayed out here. Now that all the dope games are delayed too, I don't feel so bad. You guys in the states can have the console first. I wont get mine until the good games come out, but that is the whole point of getting a console anyway, to play games on it. We will…

I live in Japan, and PS4 isn't coming out over here in two weeks bro.

They need a crouch button, and a stealth/sneak button, in these games.

Surly anyone who plays Pokemon must be good at pretending. The need to pretend is ever-present while playing Pokemon. We might pretend that it is ok to be playing Pokemon instead of playing something better, or doing something more constructive with our time. We might pretend that we are still cool, even though we are…

It's called a towel.

Your mom was advanced enough to grow a beard since PS1... Hey, watch out now...