Pokemon. Cartoon Dog Fights. Rated E for Everyone.

I went to the Yamato Museum in Japan. It is like this big famous Japanese battleship from WWII.

Clicking on shit doesn't mean you care about it. It just means you are bored.

I care about Kotaku and my fellow man, a little bit. Xbox One, not near nodda my nogga.

Kotaku is a bunch of feminsts now, didn't you know? It makes the cut for awesome, but it is a little too racy for Kotaku Twenty Thirteen. I hope I don't get banned for posting this (fingers crossed).

Who cares about the Xbox One? Who cares about features included in a console that no one is buying?

I wish more modern games, well, games with modern graphics took inspiration from this game's, or other 8 bit game's, graphics or world design. I am refering to the extremely vertical castles, the beautiful skylines with billowing clouds, sunsets, rolling hills and moutains, and night sky's starscape, auroras, etc.…

"Sounds like your extra $100 is going toward putting an uber-Nielsen box in your living room."

"Kinect is no longer mandatory to the Xbox One's operation and neither is a periodic check-in with the Xbox servers, requirements that were walked back under a firestorm of gamer outrage. That said, many users will simply leave both utilities plugged in."

Sometimes a persons brain will think a game world will work like the real world, like ok, I Assassinated the owner of a company at 3 AM, bought the stock of its rival company with all three dudes at 4 AM, and expected huge gains all week long, as the market scrambled. In game, the stock probably plunged instantly. I…

I think it is a licencing issue with Japan and their teams... and by the way, the US National Team is in there, only the announcer repeats the same line of dialog, every game, in which he calls them losers, and talks shit about the quality of US soccer. Great, thanks for that.

So, I played the stock market once. After a Franklin Mission, I was told to watch the stock of a certain company... I invested half of each character's money in the stock... then I checked back a week later... all lost about one tenth of their investment... I sold all their stocks and never played the market again.…

Gender Inequality, Smell Me Inequality. I am so sick of hearing how the world doesn't treat woman fairly. Last week it was the world doesn't treat a different group fairly, and next week it will be another group. Basically this amounts to the world doesn't treat someone the way they want to be treated, and that hurts.…

I am sure that Japan and the US almost always make the cut. Well, let me put it this way, they at least get put on a list of teams of countries invited to participate in the olymipic qualifiers. How come they are not in FIFA 14? Japan and America are both 1st world countries, full of people with disposable income to…

My GTA Online character is way cooler than Trevor. Why? Because he is me!

How deep human ignorance goes.

Relax the world is mine. I don't know why people like you worry so much about my shit. If you really want to fix something of mine, fix my bank account for me.

Everything is better when it is good and hard... Pass it on...

Kotaku seems to be too anti-male lately. It seems like every other story is talking about womens rights, almost on some feminist shit. I have nothing against women, as long as they have nothing against me being a straight man who likes women for their breasts, etc. as well as their minds.

I was in the Army and the Navy. Video games helped pass the time while I served, and provided some good much needed escapism then, and ever since. One thing I once mentioned to my wife in passing... LOL... was how games transport me back to old memories. I was telling her, and I suppose I am now telling you who are…