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Support for Trump spread like a pestilence across the land. Now we may hav1e confirmation, via Sean Spicer’s face, that Trump support is an actual infection. Kellyanne Conway and Chris Christie both have avoided expose because they have very little face to face exposure to Trump. It is more face to nutsack, with

Steve Bannon looks like the drunk guy who catches you walking into the bar and asks you to blow into the breathalyzer ignition defeat device in his car so he can drive it, at 4:00 pm in the afternoon, because he needs to pick up his kids at school.

Is it really necessary or even helpful to find fault with those who support the point, regardless of their gender?

I think the GOP should start worrying about the mid-term elections at this point, and keeping control of the House and Senate. Actually, I am praying for that.

Don’t even get into the emails. That hypocrite Trump is still insisting on using his personal, unencrypted phone. So anyone with a Stingray device in the general area of the White House can listen in on him. I’m betting he won’t give it up because it has been customized for his tiny little hands to make it easier for

Well the guys from Anonymous are on his case now, which I was hoping for before the election, but better late than never. When they seriously sink their teeth into something, they can be brutally effective. I just hope they have developed a clever code to let the others know if one of their own has been compromised

I can understand “Hoping for the best” in many cases in politics. Many candidates are chameleon-like in their ways, and try to play to the room, so it can be a bit murky as to how they will actually behave once elected, and even murkier as to how they will vote. But Trump has given absolutely zero inclination that he

The thing is, he has phrased it that way every time he speaks on the subject. It has always struck me as odd, and honestly makes me wonder if he really believes that it works that way.

Forget Jimmy Fallon. It is amazing how many roles Michael Peña gets now that he is a Scientologist. The guy is literally in every other film that comes out. Those nut job alien worshippers can get you plugged in to Hollywood films like no one else.

He kept mentioning how Mexico “Does not send their best and brightest. No, they send the murderers and rapists....” I really wonder if he actually thinks that Mexico “sends” its people here, as in they select who they are going to send on a border dash? I am beginning to think that he believes that is how it works!

Well, it was a bit downhill after Beyoncé, but at least she made it seem classy. Kelly Clarkson was ok I guess, but WTF was up with James Taylor? That must have been a nod to the very old Democratic donors.

After what had been called the “one of the dirtiest, meanest campaigns in American history” (until 2016, of course), Andrew Jackson threw open the door of the White House to the public after his inauguration. “The White House has seen a lot of big parties, but nothing compares to March 4, 1829, when Andrew Jackson’s

Making America Gag Again. So much for his “Top Talent” lined up for the inauguration.

That is Trump’s plan - to inundate us with so much shit so fast that there is never time to react to it, because something worse will happen tomorrow. This has gone on since the day he announced his candidacy until now. The press just throws up their hands because they can either report today’s outrage, or dive deeper

We knew it was not good, even in high school. But the primary theory was that once you were over puking from the headache, you were OK to play again. The scary part is that this starts in elementary school, where our brains are not fully developed, and they are not finished developing all the way through their college

It’s not that weird. The new president gets to select some new things, like the carpet with the Great Seal of the US that goes in the Oval Office, his desk and other furniture in the Oval Office and the residence, and I believe the White House logo is included in that.

Look at you, Mr. Fancypants. More of them probably go to the Dress Barn, which is a real store. Because what woman does not love the image of cows in her head while buying a dress?

Of course they are running out of dresses, just not for the reasons Trump thinks. With all the new GOP members moving to Washington, there are probably hundreds more closeted cross-dressers in the city! They all have pictures of J.Edgar Hoover hanging with their dresses in the locked closets of their home office, so

He sounds like the 10 year old on the playground who always bragged about all of the cool shit he had, but you never saw any of it, and no one knew where he lived. You all secretly knew he did not have shit, and if you called him on it, he would go into a crying, swearing freak-out on you. I wish the media would find

People should check with their power companies before buying these. My power company has a program that allowed me to buy heavily discounted LED’s for my entire house, plus some extras. They also have an allowance for buying more in each year after the initial purchase. I bought LED’s like these for $1.50 each, and

People should check with their power companies before buying these. My power company has a program that allowed me